This man is sitting in a bar and notices two lovely women across the way. He calls the bartender over and says, "I'd like to buy those two ladies a drink." The bartender replies, "It won't do...

There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes.The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the...

There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes.The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the...

Two computer programmers are driving on a Highway. They switch on the radio and there is a warning: Please note that a car is driving on highway 75 against the traffic. The programmer near the...

In 1986 French newspaper Le Parisien has shocked its readers. It stated that the famous Eiffel tower was on the verge of being dismantled.   

90s in Russia was the time of bandits, total lawlessness and chaos. In 1996 Russian information agency ITAR-TASS has reported that one of the factories of the Russian Federation was planning to...

In 1998 Russian newspaper "Izvestia" has published an article claiming that Diego Maradona was planning to play for Moscow"s soccer club "Spartak". "Spartak" was going to sign a $6 million...

In 1983 Associated Press has made a sensational announcement. It stated that history professor of Boston University Joseph Boskin had solved the mystery of April Fools day. Once,...

In 1995 Irish Times has published an article claiming that Disneyland executives were negotiating with the Russian government about purchasing Lenin's body.  

In 1999 the Phoenix New Times newspaper has informed its readers of a new fund for the poor. The fund accepted donations for neither food nor clothes. People were asked to donate a few bucks to arm...

In 1998 the New Mexicans for Science and reasons magazine has published an article claiming that Alabama authorities were planning to change the official Pi equivalent to 3,1415926. to 3,0. The...

In 1994 American radio station National Public Radio has announced that anyone who made "Pepsi" tattoo would receive a lifelong 10% discount for any merchandise with that logo. In the course of...

In 1980 British Broadcasting Corporation has made another sensational announcement. The company stated that the legendary mechanical Big Ben will be electronic. "The clock will be electronic in...

The most famous joke of the 20th century was BBC's report about sensational pasta harvest in Switzerland which has been broadcasted in 1957. The report of the British journalists informed...

A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when they came across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer, they found it was an Iraqi soldier. A short distance up the...

President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. "Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news." "Oh,...

Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Washington, DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. It was...

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on...

George W. Bush has won the election. Let's enjoy another Bush Joke:) A teacher in a small Texas town smilingly asked her 4th-grade class how many were Bush fans. Not really sure what a Bush fan...

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But, officer," the man began, "I can explain" "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I"m going to let you...