Dan married one of a pair of identical twin girls. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. "OK," the judge said, "Tell the court why you want a divorce." "Well, your...

An unmarried woman just finding out she is pregnant gets into an unfortunate accident on her way home from the doctor's office. She suffers a head injury and lapses into a coma for several months....

The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. So, he directed that a nearby Air Force base be...

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have...

There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in St.Luke's Nursing Home and the editor of the Cambridge rag, "The Cambridge Distorter," told a photographer to get over there and...

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she...

A policeman sent his wife and kid to a resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel room he wanted to make love to his wife. - No darling, we...

Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours. - Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour. As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the...

"I love you! I love you! ..."

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This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS #1: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision."...

1. Never give me work in the morning Always wait until 4:00pm and then bring it to me The challenge of a deadline is refreshing 2. If it's really a "rush job" run in and interrupt me every 10...

This is an actual job application someone submitted at a fast-food establishment........ NAME: Greg Bulmash DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was...

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. This is especially effective...

Once there was a little girl. It was here first day of school and a little  boy came up to her. "What's your name?" He asked. "Happy butt." She said. "Tell me your name or I'll tell the...

A kid walked into his new classroom, and the teacher says to him, "Hello,  what's your name?" And the kid says, "Jeffrey Fuckhour." The teacher told  him that she doesn't allow that kind...

Recently, a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, breaking in, evading  security, getting out and escaping with the...

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left  me a fortune?"  " Honey, "the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT...