This is an actual job application someone submitted at a fast-food establishment........ NAME: Greg Bulmash DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was...

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. This is especially effective...

Once there was a little girl. It was here first day of school and a little  boy came up to her. "What's your name?" He asked. "Happy butt." She said. "Tell me your name or I'll tell the...

A kid walked into his new classroom, and the teacher says to him, "Hello,  what's your name?" And the kid says, "Jeffrey Fuckhour." The teacher told  him that she doesn't allow that kind...

Recently, a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, breaking in, evading  security, getting out and escaping with the...

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left  me a fortune?"  " Honey, "the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT...

This man walks into a bar, and walks up to the bar, and asks the bartender for three shots of Glen Fiddich Single Malt Scotch whisky. The bartender lines them up on the counter, and the man...

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and...

A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to the bathroom. When she comes back she's crying. Her boyfriend asks her what happend. "As I was leaving the bathroom, a big guy at...

A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks the man if he could drive...

Self clean, Fetch, Sleep mode, Cute and On-Off. Well, I guess that orders must flood in if any factory has this switch invented. 

Beggarly guy. As poor as a church mouse.

It must be an enjoyment to be in a pouch journey.

Wait a minute, something is not right here!

I'm not trying to dishearten anyone, but here, republished, is the definitive scientific proof that Santa Claus does not exist: 1. No known species of reindeer can fly. But there are 300,000...

'Twas the night before Christmas, and Santa was a wreck. How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to "Elves". "Vertically Challenged," they...

He got a really larget Christmas tree! Is he an offspring of Hercules?

2 Cold Street North Pole, Canada H0H 0H0 I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year, and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me...

So... What else did Larry get for Christmas? and buying an electrical drill for men as gifts is theoretically based on some regulations : Buying Gifts For Men .

  Happy Everything! Now leave me alone until next year!  Greetings from something with a pumpkin head and turkey body