That's odd. This Bottle of Viagra was full two days ago.    

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one...

A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured by inserting a suppository up his anal...

"I think I have a problem, Doc," says a patient. "One of my balls has turned blue." The doctor examines the man briefly and concludes that the patient will die if he doesn't have his testicle...

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather...

A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object buried in the earth, which revealed itself to be an old bottle sealed with a cork. The man wrenched the cork free and, to his...

One day this man was jumping up and down on a manhole cover screaming at the top of his lungs, "Seventeen! Seventeen!" Intrigued by the man's insane behavior, another man walks over to him and...

A host of new drive through cash points is set to sweep through the country, and the national association of bankers has issued the following guidelines to ensure full, efficient use of this new...

The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told...

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS ================== Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE...

Q: Why do women fake orgasms? A: They think we care ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: Why are women like condoms? A: They...

This guy bursts into his house and shouts, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!" She says, "That's wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?" He replies, "I...

Look at the poor Santa ...

Dirty Santa! What're you doing?

Christmas gift for a snowman

Boy: "I can't get it up ..." Girl: "Sure you can. Push!" Boy:"Grab it undereath!" Girl: "Oh. Wow!" Girl: "It's so big. I love it!" Girl: "Give me the balls now." Girl: "Oh, these are just...

One day a man walked into a bar and sat down next to a guy with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender said, "Cute parrot, does he talk?" The guy with the parrot says, "He does more than...

Only the trees outside, pup!

Santa in New Zealand - A New Zealand Christmas

Poor Santa had an car accident when hurrying to purchase some toys!