Breaking News! Santa Hussein Captured!

Naked Santa is enjoying himself on the beach.

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Santa is in a hurry. Santa as a crazy motocyle-driver!   Santa is on the way!

"what's your wish for christmas day, son?" "I want a Playboy subscription, and a tattoo!"  

This year I want EVERYTHING!

Note: Gift here only means the underware displayed in the above picture...

Damn contemporary, bullshit architecture!

Drunken Santa

Do you know how Indian celebrate Christmas?

Mom, are you sure Santa knows our address?

Want to know how Santa knows if you've been good or bad? He checks your browser's history ... YIKES!! You've been naughty!

Pure-hearted Santa is watching you.

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