When an egg is broken, the others are scared, sad, crying and ...

If anybody could help?

This is the real Lord Of Rings. He doesn't only exist in the virtual world.

 

One day, Moisha goes to Temple and prays, "Lord, let me win the lottery". He goes home, and nothing happens. Next week, he goes again and prays, "Lord, please let me win the lottery. I've been...

This fellow goes to confession and tells the priest "Father, I've done something terrible. I just know they're going to throw me out of the church for this one." "Hold, on," says the priest,...

I  was having trouble with my computer, so I called the computer guy over to my desk. He clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So,...

On the wedding day father hands a note to the groom... Which read "Goods once delivered will not be taken back" Groom gives a note to the father of the bride that read.... "Guarantee void if...

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. If he could just...

A woman is drying herself after a shower when she suddenly slips over and lands spread legged on the bathroom floor. She tries to stand up again but realizes that she landed so hard that her...

Now I lay me down to sleep. Please don't send me no more creeps. Please just send me one good man. One without a wedding band. One good man who's sweet as pie. Who brushed his teeth and...

A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these...

During one "generation gap" quarrel with his parents young Michael cried, "I want excitement, adventure, money, and beautiful women. I'll never find it here at home, so I'm leaving. Don't try and...

"Equal" is not always synonymous with "the same." Men and women are created equal. But, boys and girls are not born the same. 1. You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the...

- You're 5'4", can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day, but you still cry when your mother yells at you. - Your father owns 5 houses, has $300,000 in the bank, but still drives a 76 Monte...

Recruitment         Title:   Sanitary Engineer Function:   Do cleaning on the airplane wing during flight, responsible to the captain....

Feed In Queue A Supervisor Dog These Pictures Remind Me of the family in Sound of Music.

 A Cigaret In A Large Pipe

Loot A Man In Need Of Help  

Tank Upside Down?