"Are one of you idiots gonna drop that sack down here, or do I have to bust some heads? "

Santa Gets Stuck In Chimney Again , haha.

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Santa in Bin Laden mask? And, can you recognise who the other masks stands for? :)

Baby, are you taking a rice bath? 

Garden of Eden? Are you lured?

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A little boy was doing his math homework. he said to himself' "two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...." his mother heard what he was...

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman type person and started canvassing a well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked...

A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two...

A little boy sits on Santa's lap. Santa says, "I bet I know what you want for Christmas," and with his finger he taps the boy's nose with every letter and spells "T-O-Y-S." The little boy thinks...

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in...

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Christmas and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing ; forty-five years of misery...

One dark night outside a small town in Minnesota, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire...

A Christmas tree doesn't care if you had other Christmas trees in the past. Even a small Christmas tree gives satisfaction. A Christmas tree always looks good, even with the lights on. ...

Four animals in a girl's life A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?" A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little...

An elderly woman bought a parrot. The woman asked if it would behave if she took it to church with her on Sundays. The owner said it shouldn't be a problem and that she could put him on her...

Here is the computer of a DIY master which is telling the spirit of D.I.Y..

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Japanese 'lap pillow' offers solace to lonely men TOKYO - Single or lonely Japanese men may get lucky this Christmas. One popular item for holiday shoppers is the “lap...