"Well, you know, blazing sunlight..."

"Well, if you find nowhere else to fish, you can try here."

What's wrong with these pictures? Optical Illusion 1 optical illusion 2 optical illusion 3

Three chickens? Wait, look at them carefully... Cruel dinner!

Ways Geeks Celebrate Christmas   11. Mountain Dew-nog 10. Printing out "One Year of Free Computer Service" certificates to give to the family. ...

See, what a terrible accident! What's lucky, I can drink beers that are not broken yet. :)

"C'mon, kid... Climb up here and tell the nice man in Bangalore, India, what you'd like for Christmas." "I don't believe it... They've outsourced Santa."

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book and noticed the man had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest,...

Two blondes became best friends during flight school. After graduating, they go for a flight and have a great time. When the time comes to land they head towards the runway. As soon as...

No wonder English is so hard to learn . We polish the Polish furniture. He could lead if he would get the lead out. A farm can produce produce. The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse....

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies, "I have a question to ask you,...

An Asian and an African become friends while they are both attending graduate school in the West. Years later they each rise to become finance ministers of their respective countries. One day the...

A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only...

Santa got his buttocks burned!

Black Gentleman - A Fashionable Bird

Modern Lady In High Heels and Large Earrings - A Fashionable Bird

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. " Why so little," she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked...