Norman and his blonde wife live in Calgary. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 centimeters of snow today. You must park...

Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A: When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic Coast? A: The Atlantic...

Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes. Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out on the screen. Q: How can you tell if...

Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd...

Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine-year-old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out. The cashier asks "Oh,...

Need money for beer, pot hooker (Hey at least i am not busll shitting you). Another reason for fund raising: a reason to be a beggar

 A woman wishing for intelligence, logic and driving skills... for more funny pictures on women's driving

Women:  A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning,  she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night.   The husband...

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter's gun goes off and the three girls dive into the pool. The brunette and the redhead shoot across the pool and get out....

Whenever a man has something to say, you can be sure a woman always has to have her say in the end... He said... Want a quickie? She said... As opposed to what? He said... I don't know why...

After having their 11th child, a Redneck couple decided that was enough because they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his wife...

YES! IT'S A WOMAN!!!  

10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7. Paging...