This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The below variations and choices will help you pick an assignment. A. Fill in the blanks 1. [xxx] is...

A blond walks into a restaraunt and asks for fish and chips. When she sees the fries on her plate she says "I asked for chips, not fries!".

A young girl had just began to go to a new christian church group.She had gone for a couple of weeks now and at one session their leaders were talking about when they found jesus in their lives.One...

One day a father and his daughter were driving down the street when the father said, "Look! A bunny. Can you say bunny, bu-nny?" "Bunny!" the daughter replied.They suddenly feel...

"Doctor, Doctor! My friend has only 59 seconds to live." "Don't worry, I'll be there in a minute."

You have more than three first names. You drove a monster truck to the prom. You are marrying your brother-in-law. You go out, get drunk, and come home with a tatoo of your momma's...

Q: What did the blonde say when she crossed the road? A: Hey! How'd I get over here?

51. Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? A: An interpreter. 52. Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block. 53. Q: How do you...

These are just a few of those typical sexist jokes- they make me chuckle ( or groan) so ya know- I'm a girl : ) *what's worse than a male chauvinist pig? ...

What is it called when an insect kills themself? Pesticide!

Earth Worm: Oh, I wish that darn evil Mister Barney hadn't chopped my brother into two sections! Other Earth Worm: Why? Earth Worm: Because, now I have two half brothers!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all go to a bar. The redhead walks up to the bartender and says,"I'll have a BL." So the bartender gives her a Bud Light. The brunette...

Have you heard about the new blonde paint? It's not too bright but it spreads real easy.

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: "What's a lightbulb?"

A blonde,brunette,and red head are in kindergarten; which one is the sexiest? The blonde because she is the only one that's 18.

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?" She replied,...

Yo momma is so fat I had to take five trains, eight cars, and twelve airplanes just to get around her!

Your mama cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat!

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes go in first.

The true meanings of some common male phrases: "I'm going fishing." Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my...