ELEPHANT AND ANT QUESTIONS - TO ASK SOMEBODY1. One day the elephant and the ant went to play hide and seek in the Jungle. It was the elephant's turn to seek and he searched high and low until he...

What do donkeys send out near Christmas?Mule-tide greetings.

Why do dogs lick themselves?Because they can.

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the...

What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?A golden receiver!

If my dog was as ugly as you,I'd shave its butt and tell it to walk backwards!

Q: What did the doe say when she came running out of the woods?A: I'll never do that for two bucks again.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?It was the chicken's day off.

What do you call a blind dinosaur?Do-you-think-he-saur-us

Q:What did the elephant say when it saw a dead ant?A: DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT.......Q: What did the elephant say when it saw a live ant?A: It stepped on the ant and then said DEAD ANT, DEAD...

There was this snail who wanted to be a Formula One racing driver. He went along to the track and asked if he could drive. The racing team manager said, “Yes, but you can't have a...

What did the man in the big yellow hat have to do every day when Curious George broke a glass or a plate?Spank his monkey.

Q. Why does a cow wear a bell?A. Because his horn doesn’t work!

A black cow was standing in the middle of the road.A man was hauling ass around a corner with no headlights on, no dome light, no lights on at all.He slams on the brakes at just the right time to...

What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get to the other side!

How do you circumcisce a whale?With four skin-divers...

A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning.His mother asks,"Have you done your chores yet?" "No," replies the boy,"but could I have breakfast first?" "You know the rules, go outside and clean...

An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise.He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm."Hey boy, whatcha got there?""Roll of chicken...

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road rolls in dirt and comes back?A dirty double crosser