QUESTION: Why did the chicken cross the road?Answers:Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why?...

QUESTION: Why did the chicken cross the road? Part IIAnswers:George Orwell: Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was...

Where is the world's fastest chicken from?Ethiopia!

Q: Why did the chicken say,"Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?"A: He was studying foreign languages.

Why did the chicken cross the road?'Cause he freakin' felt like it!

What is a cat?1. Cats do what they want.2. They rarely listen to you.3. They're totally unpredictable.4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.5. When you want to be alone, they want to...

Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit?A. Unique up on it.Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?A. Tame way.

Thou shall not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the modem. Thou shall not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem.Thou shall not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll.Thou...

A businessman finds that his neighbor in the first class cabin of his flight is a parrot. They take off and the stewardess asks what they would like to drink."Glenlivet on the rocks with a twist,"...

A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day.The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the...

Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for trespassing.The next morning, they were called to appear in court.The judge called in duck number one and said,"What where...

A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw...

Why do they put bells on cows?Because their horns don't work!

Q. What kind of bees make the best milk?A. Boo-bees!

A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk of the loan officer. ''Hi,'' he croaks.''What's your name?''The loan officer says, ''My name is John Paddywack. May I help you?''''Yeah,'' says the...

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?They couldn't find their bats...

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then grabs some...

What do reindeer have that no other animals have?Baby reindeer

What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?An in-car-nation.

One day there was a tortoise walking on the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a race.The hare was so angry from what had happened to him so he challenged him...