According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria, BC recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of grade 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in...

10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.   9. Directions to your doctor's office include "take a right when you enter the trailer park". 8. Tongue depressors taste faintly like...

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks...

Author: Fido Dalmatian, Professor of Doglish, Dog University LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go. DOG BED: any...

An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building. A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the...

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are...

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check. When he...

      1) Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.       2) You know stuff about tanks.       3) A five-day...

    A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands....

       One day, three men were trekking through a jungle when they came across a violent, raging river. They had no idea how to cross. So the first man decided to...