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Apr 24, 2005
You ask me
161 hits
Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?A. Rose Marie: "You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll show you a gesture you'll never forget.
Apr 23, 2005
They both come
118 hits
Q: What do second place race horses and Michael Jackson have in common?A: They both come in a little behind.
Apr 25, 2005
Richard Nixon
137 hits
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Richard Nixon?A: One was a consummate asshole, the other a consummated asshole.
Apr 30, 2005
Michael Jackson marrying
129 hits
Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson marrying Lisa-Marie Presley?A: If Elvis were dead, he'd turn over in his grave.
Apr 25, 2005
Michael Jackson like to lose
120 hits
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like to lose foot races to little boys?A: He likes to come in a little behind.
Apr 30, 2005
Michael Jackson has company
121 hits
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
Apr 26, 2005
Michael cutting down
104 hits
Q: Why's Michael cutting down on public appearances?A: He wants to spend more time with the kids.
Apr 22, 2005
Little Boy Blew
176 hits
Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?A: Little Boy Blew.
Apr 25, 2005
Lisa Marie Presley
131 hits
Q: What did Lisa Marie Presley say to Michael Jackson when he popped her the question?A: "Yes, I'll marry you. But promise me one thing... NO KIDS!"
Apr 23, 2005
Jackson and an Xbox
91 hits
Q: What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?A: Both get turned on by kids!!!
Apr 28, 2005
Jackson and a ghost
95 hits
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a ghost?A: One is completely white and has a scary face. The other is a supernatural being.
Apr 25, 2005
Helen Keller masturbate
76 hits
Q. Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?A. So she can moan with the other.
Apr 28, 2005
Fergie for Christmas
97 hits
What's the Queen giving Fergie for Christmas?A trip to Paris, dinner at the Ritz, and a chauffeur-driven Mercedes
Apr 22, 2005
Eastern Germans
91 hits
What's the difference between Lady Di and the Eastern Germans?The Eastern Germans survived the wall.
Apr 24, 2005
Dubois
84 hits
Q. Did you hear Michael Jackson is moving to PA... Guess which town? A. Dubois.
Apr 28, 2005
Dolly Partons new shoes
116 hits
Q. Did you see Dolly Parton’s new shoes?A. Neither did she.
Apr 26, 2005
David Blaine
104 hits
Q. What did Saddam say when he came out of his hole?A. Did I beat David Blaine?
Apr 25, 2005
Computer Owner
115 hits
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer guy, to come over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he...
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