a purple flamingo was playing golf on the edge of the lake and was scared when a pink flamingo flew down next to him. The pink flamingo asked the purple one where he got that awsome hair dye, and...

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15...

A blonde was at an airport. She was excited, as this would be her very first time riding in a plane. She was flying to see her relatives. So she was at the airport, when she realized she had to...

The children begged for a hamster, and after the usual fervent vows that they alone would care for it, they got one. They named it Danny. Two months later, when Mom found herself responsible for...

There are 3 religious truths: Jews do not reconize Jesus as the Messiah Protestants do not reconize the Pope as the leader of the Christian Faith Baptists do not reconize each other...

your mom is so dumb that the guy behind the counter at the movies said under 17 non permit so she went home and got 16 of her friends

A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?" The trembling monkey says,...

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur A: MEGAsoreASS

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students, one by one - "John, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you...

Little Johnny was playing with his father's wallet when he accidently swallowed a quarter. He went crying to him mom, choking on the quarter. They took him to a doctor, who said that the quarter...

An older man, Mr.Brown, in his hospital room knew that he was nearing his death, so he called in the three people that he trusted the most-his doctor, his pastor, and his lawyer. They were all...

A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the Rabbi went to see him. He...

What she says: Any ring is fine, as long as I have you. What she's thinking: No diamond? How cheap! I'll make his life a living hell! I'll put poison in his coffee! I'll cut his brake lines!...

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for...

Little Tommy ran to his dad and said "Daddy, daddy! Watch me count." Tommy holds up his right hand, and, touching each finger, counts to five. "One, two, three, four,...

Apparently the leading nominee for the papacy... is Paul Wolfowitz.

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on...

There once were two babies both in the same room, with their cribs next to each other. After their mom tucked the babies in for sleep, one baby went to the other baby and said, "I can tell if...

The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world. One day they sat down and decided to...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded in the desert because their car broke down. The redhead grabs some water, the brunette grabs some food, and the blonde grabs the car door. ...