How d'ya paint a merc red?Di it.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Willie Shoemaker have in common?A: Both ride 4 year olds.

Q. What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?A. Michael Jackson.

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?Pregnant.

Why does the blonde stand in front of a window during a thunder storm?She loves taking pictures (flashes, got it?).

Did you hear about the blonde who:...had more on her body than on her mind?...was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient in the bean?...took an hour to cook Minute Rice?...got into the...

What do you call a smart blonde?A Golden Retriever.

Why did the blonde finally pass her driving test?She took the examiner with her.

What do you call a good looking guy with a brunette?A hostage.

Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?They both drip when they're fucked.

There is said to be a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If you stand in front of this mirror and tell the truth, you are granted a wish. However, if you...

Why does a blonde smile at lightning?She thinks she's getting her picture taken.

One morning this blonde calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start it." Her friend asks "What is it a puzzle of?"...

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."The psychiatrist asks, "Don't you have a phone in your car?""That was...

The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes:“Parking for drive-through customers only!â�

Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?Because she gave blow-jobs literally.

Q: What's the difference between having sex with a blonde and eating Jell-o?A: Jell-o wiggles when you eat it.

What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?Perri-air.

Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks.The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!"The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on an island.The redhead looks to the east and says that the shore is about 20 miles away. She swims out 10 miles, but gets tired and drowns.The...