Q: There is a house. The front is facing south and the back is facing north. The right side is facing west and the left side is facing east. If a rooster lays an egg on top of the house which way...

A luckless thief pleaded guilty to the attempted robbery of a convenience store in Detroit Lakes, Minnesota.The thief told a passereby he was going to rob the store, gave the man a dollar,and asked...

Two whales are swimming along one day, bored.One whale spots a ship and suggests to the other, "Hey, why don't we swim under that boat, and spurt out water so it tips over?""Well," says the other...

What do you do with a blue whale?Cheer it up!

Where do you get Virgin Wool?From an ugly sheep!

A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table.  The vet...

What do elephants use for tampons?Sheep.

Why did the turtle Cross the road?To get to the ''Shell'' station!

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?A: Because he had his own drumsticks!

"Top 10 Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password"10. E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."9. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.8. You find you've been subscribed to strange...

Why do dinosaurs have to wear hats?So their wives know which end to kiss!

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our...

The National Game warden put out a warning to all hikers in his area.Warning that they should wear small bells on their boots so not to startle the bears.To distinguish the grizzly bear the notice...

A Nevada fugitive wanted on fraud charges was arrested in Connecticut after he blew his cover by applying for a job... as a police officer.The Connecticut cops discovered the man's fugitive status...

Why did the fly fall off the toilet?It got pissed off.

A farmer from Texas goes to Australia on vacation. There he meets an Australian farmer and gets talking. The Australian shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says,"Oh! We have wheat fields...

There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved, and he followed her everywhere. One morning she woke up, went to the bathroom, came out, and realized that her dog wasn't at her feet. She found him...

Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?A. Because he was pissed off!

There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old geezer in overalls was sitting on the porch. ''Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?'' a tourist asked.The old man looked up over his newspaper...

What did the termite say when he walked into the bar?Where is the bar tender?