On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet it's some...

A talent scout is walking down the street and comes across a man and his dog. The little dog is singing. He has a lovely voice and the talent scout says, "Come to my office. I want to sign you and...

One day, an old lady went to the store to get some food for her dog. When she got to the counter to pay, the cashier said she needed proof that the old lady had a dog because some old people have...

Three sons left home to make their fortunes, and they all did very, very well for themselves. They got together recently and were discussing what they each had done to benefit their aging...

A couple was having a party at their house.An hour before the party the woman found out that she still needed escargots.So she sent her husband out to get it.He was walking to the supermarket and...

Fred had felt guilty all day long, no matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear that soothing...

Did you hear about the skunk that went to church?“He had his own pew.â�

One day this Preacher decided that he would skip church and go hunting.When in the woods he came upon a bear. He started running, and he ran for a while until all of a sudden he tripped over a tree...

Which reindeer have the shortest legs?The smallest ones!

What do you give a seasick elephant?Lots of room!

Why do seagulls have wings?To beat the Gypsies to the rubbish tip.

How can you tell that elephants have been doing it in your garage?All your Hefty Bags are missing.

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?The rooster clucks defiance.

Why did the rooster cross the road?Because the chicken was on vacation!

Why did the chicken cross the road?To show the possum how. (How many dead chickens have you seen along the road?)

The Easterner had always dreamed of owning his own cattle ranch, and finally made enough money to buy himself the spread of his dreams in Wyoming."So, what did you name the ranch?" asked his best...

Why did the raccoon cross the road?He didn't, he got hit by a car.

Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them.And the other rabbit says,...

One day, an old guy gets on a bus. Several minutes later a punk kid with red, green, and orange hair gets on.The kid notices that the old man keeps staring at him."What you staring at, old man?...

''Passionate kiss, like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.''''Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone!'' ''Man who run behind car get exhausted'' ''Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all...