A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, "All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you...

A man was visiting Spain and passed by a restaurant in Madrid after a bullfight.They were advertising that they served the balls of the bull who lost the bullfight. Intrigued, the man went inside,...

Here is a list of 25 things that cat-lovers know, but won't admit.- An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.- Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be.- Dogs...

One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings.She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."So they sit down...

LOVE......................when your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST.......................when your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE............when your belt won't meet around...

Once upon a time a starving man named Harry Enis was walking in the middle of a Chinese forest when he stumbled upon a huge mansion. It was close to nightfall and he had no where to stay, no...

On his first day on the job, the trainee dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a F***ING cup of coffee, quickly!" The voice from the other side responded: "You fool,...

 

A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill." So, the bartender does just...