A blonde woman and a red-headed woman are taken hostage by terrorists.The women are taken to a remote island and put before a firing squad. But first, the terrorists ask the red-headed woman if she...

What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?chances are they'll both end up in the gutter.

What did the blonde think of the new computer?She didn't like it 'cos she couldn't get channel 9...

Why do blondes drive BMWs?Because they can spell it.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead!

Why don't blondes eat Jello?They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady.Blonde Wife: Well, if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.

Q: Why did the blonde sell her television?A: To buy a VCR!

TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2KI hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I...

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?To see what was on the other side.

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?She fell out of the tree.

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner...

Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer?A: There's white-out all over the screen.

A blonde's house was on fire. She called 911 and started screaming, "Help me, please! My house is burning! Hurry!"The operator said, "Okay, calm down and we'll be there soon. How do we get to your...

A man asked a blonde what she thought about blonde jokes.She replied, ''I think they are good but they might be offensive to some mexicans."

There's a blonde going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?To see what was on the other side.

What do you call a blonde mother-in-law?An air bag.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box Cheerios?"Neato...Doughnut seeds!"