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Apr 25, 2005
The Greek Priest
389 hits
A Greek priest is driving down to New York to see a show, and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath, sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and...
Apr 25, 2005
The Patient Waiter
330 hits
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so...
Apr 25, 2005
Yellow Teeth Solution
402 hits
A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie!
Apr 25, 2005
Funny Ads And Notices
347 hits
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations across the United States and rest of the world.
Sign in school: "In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling...
Apr 25, 2005
Moods Of Women
338 hits
An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
a woman is a bundle of contradiction,
she's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
but will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.
She'll take...
Apr 22, 2005
Women Bumper Stickers
426 hits
1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.
3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.
4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL...
Apr 21, 2005
That's Once
354 hits
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long...
Apr 21, 2005
Hillbilly Job Application Form
427 hits
Name:________________ (first) Name: ________________ (last)
(_) Billy-Bob
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
(Check appropriate box)
Age: ____...
Apr 21, 2005
How To Shoot Yourself In The Foot
430 hits
How to shoot yourself in the foot Which language is right for you?
Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.
Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in the foot after offering you a...
Apr 20, 2005
The Karate Chop
372 hits
There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK!! -- knocks him off the bar stool and onto...
Apr 20, 2005
Redneck Love Letter
377 hits
Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.
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