A useful tool roughly measuring 7 inches in length Usually it’s found hung, dangling, but ready for instant action At one end it has a clump of hairy things, whilst at the other end has a...

Here's a safety brief for you...be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under your vehicle...especially in public. True story: From the Sydney Morning Herald Australia comes...

At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Organic Chemistry. They were doing so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that each had an "A" so far for the semester. These...

Alice and Frank are Bungee-jumping one day. Alice says to Frank, you know, we could make a lot of money running our own Bungee-jumping service in Mexico." Frank thinks this is a great idea, so...

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine's Day. As they had not been dating very long, it was very difficult decision. After careful consideration he decided a good...

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to...

Two ninety year old men, Moe and Sam, have been friends all their  lives.  It seems that Sam is dying, and Moe comes to visit him every day. "Sam," says Moe, "You know how we have...

 I'm over 50 now and the Armed Forces say I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 35 to join the military. They've got the whole thing backwards. Instead of...

A guy runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a policeman. Cop says, "License and registration, please." Guy says, "What for?" Cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop...

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly...