A blonde man was bragging about how 'blonde' his wife was;"Well get this she goes to china and takes 50 pakets of comdons with her. God, she dosn't even have a dick."

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One hundred: one to hold the lightbulb, the other 99 to rotate the house.

Want to hear three blonde jokes?Listen to Hanson!

Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge?A: There is lipstick on the cucumber.

How do you keep a blonde busy?Put her in a round room and tell her there is a vibrator in the corner!

Two tourists were traveling through Louisiana.As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name.They argued back and forth until they stopped for...

There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes going around and decided to dye her hair brown.She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across...

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the...

An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip.Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to...

A blonde was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. She ran into one of her friends.Her friend asked, "Hey! What do you have in the bag?"She tells her friend that she has some fish in...

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?To turn the blinker off.

What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer.A hula hoop with a nail in it.

Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear ?A: Data transfer.

What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag)?"'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?"

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?From crawling across the street when the sign said, ''DON'T WALK.''

Why did the blonde cross the road?I don't know. Neither did she.

What do you call a pimple on a blonde's butt?A brain tumor.

What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A mental block.

Why do blondes have big belly buttons?Because their boyfriends are stupid too!