A blonde is working at the local Starbucks. A lady walks in and orders an Iced Cappuccino.''Do you want it hot or cold?''

Q: How does a blonde try to kill a worm?A: Bury it alive!

What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning?Pack their lunch and send them to work.

Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?Because it said 'concentrate'.

What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?All you have to do is scratch the box to win.

Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.

This blonde was walking down a road, when this guy came along.The blond was carrying a bag. The guy goes, ''What are you carrying?'' She goes, ''Melons.''The guy goes, ''Cool. if I can guess how...

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Person 1: What's the difference between a blonde and garbage?Person 2: Garbage gets taken out at least once a week.Person 1: Wrong. You tie the garbage up before you take it out.

What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?"Oh look! Donut seeds!"

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.

What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?In the morning a rooster says,"Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo.

A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm.She passes a person who asks, ''Where did you get that?''The pig says, ''I won her in a raffle!''

What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla?Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do...

What is the difference between a blond and a 747?Not everyone has been in a 747.

What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?They both have a black box.

How does a blonde turn the light on after having sex.She kicks the car door open.

Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony."Help, help!" yells one of the blondes."Help us, help us!" yells the other."Maybe it would help if we yelled...

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!