Q: What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?A: An air mattress.

A drunk walks into a bar and notices a banner that says"win $10,000; ask bartender for details".He asks and the bartender says"well, you see that man at the end of the bar?"The drunk looks over and...

10 reasons why beer should be served at work1. It's an incentive to show up.2. It leads to more honest communications.3. It reduces complaints about low pay.4. Employees tell management what they...

A man was well inebriated, but he got behind the wheel of his car anyway and began to drive home. Of course, he couldn't exactly drive straight or stay below the speed limit. Two policemen pulled...

Two Scotsmen had been pals since childhood and had shared everything over the years. One day, Angus won a rare bottle of Scotch in a door prize.Immediately, Jock says "Open it up and we'll have a...

Two drunks were in a bar partying like fools.They were drinking boiler makers, buying rounds like there was no tomorrow. They were dancing, calling each other "professor," and generally causing...

Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar.The bartender, a tub of cottage cheese, says to them,"We don't serve your kind in here."One of the yogurt cartons says back to him,"Why not? We're cultured...

Three guys were talking in the local bar. The manager was so sure that its bouncer was the strongest man around that it offered a standing $1,000 bet that no could beat him.The challenge was that...

Contrary to popular opinion, life is NOT a bi**h. Life is a virgin. A bi**h would be easy.

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines...

Pass a note to the organist asking whether he/she plays requests. See if a yawn really is contagious. Slap your neighbor. See if they turn the other cheek. If not, raise your hand and tell...

Dogs have masters, cats have staff.

YO Momma so fat she tripped on 4th Ave. she landed on 12th

Two redneck airplane mechanics named Jim Bob and Jeb work at the Atlanta airport. Atlanta gets fogged in one night and nothing can take off or land so Jim Bob and Jeb have nothing to do. ...

Yo momma so stupid, she looked in the Cd player for her cassette tape!

"Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer. "Keyboard" -- 1. Place to hang your truck keys....

1. You've named that purple elephant that follows you everywhere. 2. Vision Imparment goggles don't change anything. 3. You earn 30$ by counting your money again. 4. You use your beer belly...

A man walks out into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Dave." "Who?" ...

"How are you feeling today, Little Johnny?" asked Suzy. "I'm not feeling too good today, Suzy, and exhausted," replied Little Johnny. "I've pulled a muscle, and it's...

Once there was this little Italian boy in the fields with his father. Looking at his dad's hands, the boy says, "Papa, you do many things with your hands, tell me about your fingers." ...