How does a blonde kill a fish?She drowns it.

Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

Why are Blonde jokes one-liners?So brunettes can understand them.

What was the only invention a blonde came up with that did not pass the patent board?Ejection seats in helicopters.

How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A 69 interrupted by a period.

A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt.The doctor looked concerned and said, "Show me where."The blonde touched her own arm and screamed,...

A blonde walks into the library and says to the librarian, 'Can I have a burger and fries?''''Sorry, this is a library.''So the blonde whispers, ''Oh, may I have a burger and fries?''

Once there was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head out in the desert driving, when their car broke down.They decided they would hike to the next road so they wanted to take one thing each to...

What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A visitor.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree?A: You wave at her

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90 percent of accidents occur around the home?She moved.

Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home?It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT".After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well!" and turned around an drove home.

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his blonde neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house.A...

Q: How did a blonde get a job at a prestigious country club?A: She told them she was good at handling members.

Another blonde, another store.She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk"I need to buy some deodorant for my husband.""Does he use the ball kind?" enquired the clerk."No," replied...

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room she said she would like a pale blue.The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out...

What does a blonde make best for dinner?Reservations.

Farmer John was a sheep farmer. He raised sheep all over his property. One day, a beautiful young brunette came up and asked him, "Farmer John, if I can tell exactly how many sheep you have in your...

A blonde reports for her university final exam. The exam consists mainly of true or false questions.She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and...