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May 16, 2005
Blonde does after sex
76 hits
What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?Opens the car door.
May 25, 2005
Blonde die drinking milk
72 hits
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow fell on her.
May 13, 2005
Blonde couple frozen
78 hits
Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?They went to see"Closed for the Winter".
May 31, 2005
Blonde Coffee Drinker
94 hits
A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''The brunette says, ''Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.''
May 26, 2005
Blonde Carpenter
91 hits
A blonde carpenter was fixing up some wooden window frames on a 50-story building.He was using an electric saw and accidentally cut one of his ears off.A guy was walking along the street below him...
May 23, 2005
Blonde burned her nose
75 hits
How did the blonde burn her nose?Bobbing for french fries.
May 28, 2005
Blonde Builder
98 hits
Two blonde builders were working on a house.One blonde was on a ladder nailing. Each time she reached into her nail pouch and pulled out a nail, she'd look at it, and either toss it over her...
May 12, 2005
Blonde Brunette Blonde
82 hits
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
May 30, 2005
Blonde break her leg
79 hits
How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?She fell out of the tree.
May 16, 2005
Blonde Bedtime
78 hits
What does a blonde do if she's not in bed by 10:00 pm?She goes home.
May 28, 2005
Blonde Battallion
71 hits
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!
May 11, 2005
Blonde at the Doctors
87 hits
"Please remove your blouse and bra," says the doctor to the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck.When she is ready, the doc says, "Big breaths.""Yeth," she replies, "and I'm only...
May
1, 2005
Blonde at the computer
82 hits
How do you know when a blonde has been at the computer?There's white out all over the screen.
May 11, 2005
Blonde and window seat
72 hits
Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?She'd just dyed her hair.
May 24, 2005
Blonde and telephone
67 hits
What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.
May
4, 2005
Blonde and Taxi
79 hits
Q: What do a blonde and a taxi have in common?A: Everyone's been in and out for $2.00.
May 20, 2005
blonde and lunch boxes
89 hits
Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?So they know if it is morning or afternoon.
May
1, 2005
Blonde and Jell-o
68 hits
What's the difference between having sex with a blonde and eating Jell-o?Jell-o wiggles when you eat it.
May 12, 2005
Blonde and inflatable doll
76 hits
What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?About 2 cans of hair spray.
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