What's the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort!

What do blondes do for foreplay?Remove their underwear.

How do you know if a blonde sent you a fax?There's a stamp on it.

Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a herd of elephants walking across the plains with sunglasses on?A: Nothing, she didn't recognize them.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?A: About two cans of hair spray.

What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?Not everybody has been in a limo.

What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Harley at the side of the road?One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...

What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?The blonde has the higher sperm count.

What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?They're both empty from the neck up.

What's the difference between a blond and a brick?When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around.

Three salesmen were bragging who is the best.The first said, that he is so good he sold a color television to a blind man.The second bragged he sold a HI-FI stereo system to a deaf man.The third...

Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.

What do you call a basement full of blondes?A whine cellar.

What's the difference between the Atlantic Coast and a blonde?The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crabs!!

What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown?Artificial intelligence.

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?Wave!

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes...

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?She heard the drinks were on the house.

She is so blonde that it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes."

Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender."I'll have a glass of blood," said one."I'll have a glass of plasma," said the other."Okay," replied the bartender, "that'll be one blood...