A mom was wanting to get her boobs enlarged. Unfortunately for her, she didn't have enough money to get it done. In fact, she had exactly half the money needed. She was telling her son, Little...

A famous blond actress and her husband are going to meet an American. However, her husband has forgotten the young man's name. Later, the young man asks for an autograph. She asks, trying to be...

Yo Momma's feet are so ashy she leaves white footprints. Yo Momma's house is so nasty the roaches moved out. Yo Momma's hair is so short it's ingrown. I would stay and chat, but yo...

A kid gose to school and says to his teacher, "I just learned this new word called purple spegettie." The theacher sends him to the princible and tells him the same thing so he sends him...

"Do you know where the coffee is?" "In the usual place." "Which is..." "On the shelf with all the spices." "That's still prettty general."...

Here are some random Yo Momma jokes off the top of my head: Yo momma's so stupid she spent 20 minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said 'concentrate' Yo momma's so stupid,...

(especially if you do this in public) Child: Would you still love me if I did something bad? Parent: Yes, of course. Child: I mean something REALLY bad. Parent: Of course... Child: No,...

Once upon a time, there was a small family, with a little boy named Harry. They had just moved into a new home. It was tall, creaky, and just the place you would expect to be haunted. But, Harry...

Teacher: Jimmy! Count from one all the way to ten! Jimmy: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10. Teacher: Good, now what comes after that? Jimmy:Jack, queen and king!

Yo momma is so fat and hairy that if she died her hair green, people would use her for golf practice.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vador? An elevator

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: At last the prostitute stops screwing you once you're dead.

What is a Cat's favourite Exercise? Puss-Ups!

Which sea will make you go ape? The Chimpansea.

YO MAMMA'S SO FAT: -she was mistaken for god's bowling ball. -when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up -she had to go to Sea World to get babtised -she was born with a silver...

Dear _______________, I really like you. I was wondering if you would like to go out with me. Please check one of the boxes below: ___ Yes ___ No ___ No, I already have a...

Why is it so hard to make a blond snowman??? Because you have to hollow out its head!!!!!

You Just Might Be A Redneck If... You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People." You wonder how service...

There were two blondes sitting on the roof of a house. The ladder they had used to get on the roof fell down onto the ground. Blond #1: Go get the ladder! Blond #2: No way! If I jump down,...

A South African, an Australian and an Englishman are all drinking in a bar. Suddenly, the South African downs the remainder of his drink, tosses his glass in the air, draws his pistol and shoots...