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May 17, 2005
Michaels rear and an LA jail
81 hits
Q: What do Michael's rear and an LA jail have in common?A: Both hold the juice.
May 14, 2005
Michael so tough
116 hits
Q: Why is Michael so tough?A: He can lick any kid on the block.
May 18, 2005
Michael Jackson place
103 hits
Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?A. He thought it was a delivery service.
May 15, 2005
Michael Jackson molestation case
100 hits
Q: What was the big break in the Michael Jackson molestation case?A: A doctor did a rectal exam of one of the boys bringing charges and found... a white glove.
May 27, 2005
Michael Jackson like
93 hits
Q. Why does Michael Jackson like twenty six year olds?A. Cause there's twenty of them.
May 16, 2005
Michael is guilty
84 hits
Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?A: Several children have fingered him.
May 13, 2005
Michael get in trouble
81 hits
Q. How did Michael get in trouble?A. He was feeling a little Randy.
May 14, 2005
Mercedes 600
83 hits
What's the difference between a Mercedes 600 and a can of spam? They give you a key to get the meat out a can of spam.
May
2, 2005
Malt Whiskey
85 hits
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?A: They both come in tots.
Oct 15, 1924
Macaulay Culkin
127 hits
Q: Why did Michael invite Macaulay Culkin to the house?A: He's like the little boy he never had.
May 15, 2005
Lorena Bobbit
157 hits
Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit for celebrity fun?A: "SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS!"
May 12, 2005
Kevin Costner
85 hits
Why does Kevin Costner want Princess Di in his next movie?He thinks she'll be a smash hit.
May 29, 2005
Kennedy family
75 hits
Q. What will it take to bring the Kennedy family back together?A. One more mishap!
May 17, 2005
JFK Jr and his wife
88 hits
Q. Why didn't JFK Jr. and his wife have a shower before getting on the plane?A. They figured they would wash up on shore!
May
2, 2005
Jacksons latest song
82 hits
Q: Did you hear about Michael Jacksons latest song?A: "Don't let your son go down on me."
May 17, 2005
Jackson say when
85 hits
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when a boy in a car mooned him going down the road?A: "I'll be there!"If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he...
May
9, 2005
Jackson opening a sperm
86 hits
Q: Why is Michael Jackson opening a sperm bank?A: He always has a shitload of semen.
May 26, 2005
Jackson go to K Mart
83 hits
Q: Why did Michael Jackson go to K Mart?A: He heard they had small boys pants half off.
May 21, 2005
Jackson fail to renew
80 hits
Q: Why did Michael Jackson fail to renew his contract with Pepsi?A: Because he found out that the main ingredient was Bubbles!
May 24, 2005
Jackson dangle his baby
93 hits
Q: Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby over a balcony?A: Because he overheard his wife asking someone to drop the children off a few stories.
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