A little boy and girl are playing in a sandbox. The little boy has to go to take a pee and he was told by his mother to always be polite and don't talk about private matters in public. At first he...

Two lawyers were in a coffee shop talking. One of the lawyers names was Thomas Ulaiy (A-lie). After a while their conversation became rather morbid, and they started to talk about what they were...

Yo momma so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet!

1. Save all manner of bacon grease. If it can't be fried in bacon grease, it ain't worth cooking, let alone eating. 2. Just because one can drive on snow and ice does not mean we can't stay...

A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her father said "No way! You're going to By-God West Virginia Univ." Well, she got her way and she went to UVA. The...

A little boy had just got home from Sunday School and mom was cooking lunch. "Mommy, is it true that before you're born you're just dust and after you die you go back to being dust?" ...

A young couple was making passionate love in the guy's van... (you know, shag pile carpets, big double mattress in the back... all that), when suddenly the girl, being a bit on the kinky side,...

A successful, wealthy and very arrogant bigshot city lawyer and a redneck got into a car wreck on a hot summer day. The lawyer got out of his BMW and the redneck got out of his pickup to survey the...

There once was a redneck and his redneck wife. The wife didn't want another child, and asked the redneck husband to get surgery so he can't impregnate his wife. The redneck goes to a very...

"He's great on the court," a sportswriter spoke of a college basketball player in a interview with his coach. "But how's his academics?" "Why, he makes straight...

After many years of marriage, a husband turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter...

A drunk guy stumbles into the bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "No way you've had enough." So the drunk leaves. The drunk then enters the bar from the rear door and asks...

Children in the back of the car cause accidents. Accidents in the back of the car cause children

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet below ground instead of the usual 6? Because deep down, they're not so bad!

There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head on an island and they were almost starving. In the end the brunette decided she would rather die trying to get back to land, which looked about 20...

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter: Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moooo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat...

1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my hand, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If it's mine, it must...

Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "OK"!

Yo Mama is so fat her picture keeps falling off the wall

A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. As he sits there, the jar of nuts on the bar tells him what a nice shirt he is wearing. Disturbed by this, he goes to the cigarette vending machine to buy...