An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.After she...

A plate of spagetti walks into bar.The bartender says"Get out of here, we don't serve food!"

There was a Jew and a Chinese sitting at the bar drinking.All of a sudden the Jew turns and punches the Chinese in the face knocking him off his stool, stunned the Chinese gets up and says,"What...

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?One less drunk.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?A different bar.

One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic. He drank half of it and poured the rest on the bartender.The bartender got angry, grabbed the drunk by the collar, pulled him close to...

A guy walks into a bar, sits at the counter and said "Drinks, everybody on me, even you bar tender on my tab."Every one got a drink and thanked the man. After a while he man said "Drinks, everybody...

One friend to another: Did you know that the shortest sentence in the English language is“I am.â�Really. What’s the longest sentence?“I...

A brain and two turds go into a pub.The Barman says to the brain,"I'm not serving you, get out!"The brain asks why and so the Barman replies,"Because you're out of your head and your two mates are...

Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said,"I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm...

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.The bartender approaches and says,"We don't serve beer to bears in bars in...

1. "You get this round and the next round is on me."(I'll be leaving before the next round.)2. "I'll get this round and the next one is on you."(Happy hour is about to end. Beers are now a dollar,...

A man has an hour to kill before his flight to Los Angeles. He decides to kill some time at an airport bar. He walks in and sits down next to a clearly nervous guy, who has three empty whisky...

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer.As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying "Norks Not Allowed - Enter At Your Own Risk!" He goes...

A guy travelling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small town and went to a bar. He stood at the end of the bar, ordered a drink, and lit up a cigar. As he sipped his drink, he stood...

A small piece of rope climbed onto a barstool. The bartender said he did not serve rope in his bar, and tossed it out to the street.The rope asked a passerby to tie him into a knot,and then ruffle...

A pony walks into a bar and says "Bartender, may I have a drink?"Bartender says "What? I can't hear you. Speak up!""May I please have a drink?""What? You have to speak up!""Could I please have a...

A man walks into a bar and says,"Who the bloody hell put that there?"

A man gdouble bourbonoes into a bar and orders double bourbon. He takes a sip of the drink and says to the bartender: "I shouldn’t be drinking this with what I’ve...

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks,"Why the long face?"