An old woman saved a fairy's life. To repay this, the fairy promised to grant the old woman three wishes. For the first wish, the old lady asked to become young and beautiful. Poof! She became...

Three nuns used to go to the church from their homes every day.On the way they would pass a house where a parrot lived.The parrot would call out three colors every time the nuns would pass by.They...

Three idiots decide to go hunting. The first one says he's going to get a buck. He goes out, and indeed comes back with a buck.The other two hunters ask how he did it.He says, "I see tracks. I...

A farmer had just bought some pigs for breeding, but didn't quite know how to do it. He soon found out that the vet would charge him $200 a pig.That was a little rich for his blood, so he figured...

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please."Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and quickly...

A farmer had a fairly large herd of cows and three bulls. Each bull keeps a strict eye on his portion of the cows. A rumor comes around that the farmer is going to get another bull and the three...

One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing...

A little boy, wearing a big red fire hat, was riding a toy fire truck down the street.The truck was being pulled by a beautiful Labrador Retriever.Unfortunately, the rope was tied around the dog's...

An American and his Czechoslovakian friend were out walking in the forest. They rounded a corner and right in front of them stood a giant grizzly bear. Before they could make a move, the bear...

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!"The man immediately leans out his...

One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed.He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in his cow. The vet...

Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the humans play called football. I've seen it on T.V."He proceeded to describe it to the rest of the...

Three cowboys were hanging out in a bar, discussing George W. Bush's visit to their ranch earlier that day."The funniest part," the first one said, "was when he kept trying to honk the cow's horns,...

Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement?A: Hold a tupperware party!

What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten?An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

What did the father buffalo say to the son buffalo when he left for school?Bison!

Yo mama is so hairy that Tarzan couldn't get through her bush.

1. Dogs lie around all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same...

Q: Why did the squirrel lay on its stomach?A: To keep its nuts warm.