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May 20, 2005
Jackson cross the road
75 hits
Q: Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?A: He saw someone blowing bubbles and thought he'd join in.
May 14, 2005
Jackson and Walmart
84 hits
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Wal-mart have in common?A: They both have small boys pants at half off!
May
8, 2005
Jackson and Jordan
71 hits
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan?A: One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors.
May 15, 2005
Jackson and Dr Spock
92 hits
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Dr. Spock have in common?A: They both know how to rear a child.
May
2, 2005
Jackson and a racing jockey
89 hits
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a racing jockey?A: A jockey can mount three year olds legally.
May 13, 2005
It got me out
91 hits
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?A. Charley Weaver: "It got me out of the Army."
May 17, 2005
I got a pair
71 hits
Man went into a scrap yard, and said. "Have you got any spares for a Mercedes".The assistant replied. "No, but I got a pair of wings for a Princess".
May 24, 2005
Hunger and a mercedes
91 hits
What does world hunger and a mercedes have in common? Diana can't stop either.
May 22, 2005
Hire a Catholic priest
79 hits
Q: How will they ensure that Michael gets a thorough body search?A: Hire a Catholic priest to do it.
May 21, 2005
Hillary leaves town
87 hits
Q. When will there be a woman in the White House?A. When Hillary leaves town.
May 14, 2005
Helen Keller do when
81 hits
Q. What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?A. She screamed her hands off.
May
1, 2005
Gumuz
73 hits
What does Lady Di and the family Gumuz have in common?They are both out of the Pipe.Hint: The family Gumuz was a Turkish family living illegally for 6 years in Amsterdam in De pijp. "De Pijp uit"...
May 14, 2005
Grow strawberries
92 hits
Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?A. Charley Weaver: "Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries."
May 11, 2005
Ferrero Rocher
80 hits
What do Ferrero Rocher and Princess Di have in common?They both come out of France in a box.
May 30, 2005
Fergie
85 hits
What did the Queen say when she heard Princess Diana died in a car smash?Was Fergie with her?
May 14, 2005
Feel the World
77 hits
Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?A: "Feel the World."
May 13, 2005
Diana and Tiger Woods
88 hits
What's the difference between Diana and Tiger Woods?Tiger Woods has a better driver.
May 25, 2005
Diana and Hugh Grant
80 hits
What does Princess Diana have in common with Hugh Grant?They both bought it in the backseat of a car.
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