A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through a process of cheese making.Explaining that goats milk was used. she...

I wish I was a glow worm.A glow worm's never glum.It's hard to be downhearted, When the sun shines out your bum!

Dear Master:The cat is despicable. She doesn't do any tricks and never comes when you call and I've been there and I know she can hear you. We need to face the facts:IT'S TIME TO GET RID OF THE...

Eddie's first-grade class was having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, "What animal is this?""A cat!" said Suzy."Good job! Now, what's this animal?""A...

I once had a pet pig named Belle.One day I decided to let Belle have his freedom.When I let Belle go, he ran as fast as he could into a fence post.I could see three ribs exposed.Belle was dead! I...

Once a man walked into a bar and sat down at a booth.Eventually, he and another man got into an argument about whose dog could whoop the other dog.The man said, "Let's have a fight out...

Mother rabbit to her small bunny:"A magician pulled you out of a hat. Now stop asking questions."

Mother and father rabbit were talking about the children after they had been put to bed.“Why was Junior so happy this evening?â� asked father...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?It was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?Because he was dead.

In a recent issue of "Meat & Poultry" magazine, editors quoted from "Feathers," the publication of the California Poultry Industry Federation, telling the following story:It seems the US Federal...

Getting Things Done Around Here Is Like Mating Elephants!1. It's Done At A High Level.2. It's Accomplished With A Great Deal Of Roaring AndScreaming.3. It Takes Two Years To Produce Results.

Why do mother kangaroos hate it when it rains?Because the kids have to play inside!

So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself.The trouble is that the guy who owns...

A man with a frog on his head walks into the doctor's office. The doctor asks, "What seems to be the problem?" And the Frog replies, "Well doctor... it's this thing that's hanging from my...

Mama bear to Papa bear:"Well... You might call it hibernating -- I call it 'goofing off'."

There was magician on a cruise ship, and he was really good.He was performing the highlight of his show when a parrot walked onstage and squawked, ''It's in his sleeve!''The magician chased the...

Yo mamma's so retarded, she thinks "yo mama" jokes are funny.

A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ''Hey, lady! You're really ugly!"  The lady was furious and continued on her way.On the way home, she passed by the petstore again...

There were three Indian squaws.One slept on a deerskin, one slept on an elk skin and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin.All three became pregnant and the first two each had a baby boy.The one...