|
Archive: 200505 Page 35 of 38
Mar 18, 1964
Bear walks to bar
156 hits
There is this bear, right, and he walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "Can I have a large Gin and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tonic Please?"The...
Mar 18, 8643
Bad Parrot
154 hits
David received a parrot for his birthday.This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary.Every other word was an expletive.Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least,...
Mar 18, 7718
As big as an elephant
142 hits
What's as big as an elephant, but doesn't weigh anything?His shadow.
May 13, 2005
Animals in the Fridge
163 hits
1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? You open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. 2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? You open the refrigerator, take...
May 26, 2005
American in Mexico
149 hits
There was this American tourist in Mexico, and he was getting tired of walking around, so he went up to a donkey rental place and said,''Can I rent a donkey?'The guy said,"We don't call them...
May 20, 2005
A woodpecker
166 hits
A woodpecker was pecking a whole in a tree.All of a sudden, a flash of lightening struck the tree to the ground!The woodpecker looked bemused for a moment and then said: "Gee, I guess I don't know...
May 27, 2005
A snail got mugged
163 hits
A snail got mugged by two tortoises.When he went to the police, they questioned him as to what happened.He said, "I don't know, it all happened so quickly."The more people I meet, the more I like...
May 10, 2005
A panda bear
161 hits
A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a meal.After eating he pulls out a gun, shoots the place to the ground, and runs away.Quickly the bartender runs after him yelling, "HEY YOU CAN'T DO...
May 12, 2005
A man in local bar
149 hits
A man enters his local bar holding a frog and and iguana.He sets them down on the bar and says to the bartender, "I bet you $1000 that my frog here can sing any song you can think of.""Ok," says...
May
5, 2005
A guy in a bar 3
133 hits
A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says to the man, "Hey guy, you've got a steering wheel down your pants."The guy replies "Yeah I know. It's driving me nuts!"
May 22, 2005
A guy found penguin
142 hits
A guy found a penguin and showed him to a policeman. The policeman said, "Take that penguin to the zoo, now."Next day the policeman sees the man with the penguin again.The policeman stops the guy...
Mar 18, 6709
A boy frog and Psychic
145 hits
A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."The frog is thrilled,...
Mar 18, 5637
Before And After Marriage
414 hits
Before - You take my breath away
After - I feel like I'm suffocating
Before - Twice a night
After - Twice a month
Before - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation...
Mar 18, 5332
Thermos and Blonde
328 hits
A blonde goes to work and sees that one of her co-workers has a thermos.
She asks him what it does and the fellow co-worker responds, ''It keeps hot things hot,
and cold things cold'' The...
Mar 18, 4301
Competitors
261 hits
The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS.
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on...
Mar 18, 4175
My Wife Is Missing
527 hits
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?"...
|
Hot Reviewed:
|
|
|
......
35
|
| Funny Pictures Jokes Archive: |
201003, 201002, 201001, 200912, 200911, 200910, 200909, 200908, 200907, 200906, 200905, 200904, 200903, 200902, 200901, 200812, 200811, 200810, 200809, 200808, 200807, 200806, 200805, 200804, 200803, 200802, 200801, 200712, 200711, 200710, 200709, 200708, 200707, 200706, 200705, 200704, 200703, 200702, 200701, 200612, 200611, 200610, 200609, 200608, 200607, 200606, 200605, 200604, 200603, 200602, 200601, 200512, 200511, 200510, 200509, 200508, 200507, 200506, 200505, 200504, 200503, 200502, 200501, 200412, 200411, 200410, 200409, Funny Flash Games, Funny Videos, Sexy Wallpapers, Links |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
