What's the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a  husband? 45...

"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translations Self-employed means: Jobless Smart means: Insipid Special means: Rode the small schoolbus with tinted windows

Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway.  I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and would probably...

An Outsider in a small Texas town around Christmas time, saw a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. But one small feature was all wrong: the three wise...

A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her, hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a...

Good: A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem-a 10-year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read...

What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms? One is a good year and the other is a great year.