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May 12, 2005
Di at the Pearly Gates
78 hits
What did St Peter say to Di at the Pearly Gates? Wipe that greasy "merc" off your face.
May 17, 2005
Di all over
81 hits
Why was the bodyguard so red-faced after the accident?He had Di all over him.
May
5, 2005
Computer hardware
142 hits
Why wouldn´t you want to buy any computer hardware at Harrod´s?Their drivers are crash-prone!
May 18, 2005
Charles and Camilla
90 hits
What's the difference between Dodi and Di and Charles and Camilla?Dodi and Di are just a crush
May 10, 2005
Canadian TV show
89 hits
Q: What's Michael's favorite Canadian TV show?A: The Kids in the Hall.
May 15, 2005
Angels wear leather
97 hits
Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?A. Paul Lynde: "Because chiffon wrinkles too easily."
May
3, 2005
12 year old buns
112 hits
Q: Did you hear about the new McDonalds McJackson sandwich?A: It's a 35 year old slab of meat between two 12 year old buns.
May 26, 2005
You Big Tomato
102 hits
Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?That's where you wash all your vegetables!
May 26, 2005
Who Let The Blondes Out
93 hits
How many blondes does it take to milk a cow?Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.
May 17, 2005
Watch the Birdie
81 hits
A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street when the brunette says, "Look, a dead bird!"So the blonde looks up!
May
4, 2005
Wash hair in sink
83 hits
Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
May 17, 2005
Virgin Mary not blonde
109 hits
Why wasn't the Virgin Mary a blonde?She wouldn't have been old enough to bear children!
May 10, 2005
Video Blonde
118 hits
Did you hear about the blonde and the weight loss video?She threw it away because the people in the video weren't losing weight either!
May 30, 2005
Twenty blondes
83 hits
Q. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?A. A wind tunnel.
May
4, 2005
Three prostitutes
86 hits
How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde?Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.
May
4, 2005
Three Girls in Desert
105 hits
A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert.The brunette says, "I brought some water so we don't get dehydrated."The redhead says, "I brought some suntan lotion so we don't get sunburned."Then...
May 23, 2005
Three blondes and chimp
87 hits
What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner?4 fucks, 4 fucks, 4 fucks, not for a zillion fucks, 4 fucks!
May
5, 2005
Thoughts on the YMCA
79 hits
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign for the YMCA?"Look, they spelled Macy's wrong!"
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