Back in the old Wild West, there were two blonde cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying a strong drink in the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with an Indian's head...

There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm...

A blonde was very upset at all the dumb blonde jokes she was constantly hearing. She decided that she would learn all the state capitals in an effort to defend blondes everywhere. She went home and...

A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"The bar...

How do you stop a blonde tank?Shoot the people pushing it!

Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex?Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a swim meet.The gun goes off, and the brunette quickly captures first, with the redhead coming in second.An hour later, the blonde emerges from the...

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?She thought it was Diet Coke!

Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?A1: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as...

Why do blondes like sunroofs?More legroom!

A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals.She proudly said, "go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wisconsin?"The blonde...

How many blondes does it take to screw the entire Bengals team?Just One... Boomer Esiason.

Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?Cause their balls show!

A blonde is driving along a deserted country road with fields on either side. She looks out the window and sees another blonde in the middle of a field, in a rowboat, rowing and rowing.She stops...

What's the mating call of the redhead?"Next!"

Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?They're too hard to re-train.

Why do Blondes wear Pony-Tails?To hide the Air Valve!

Four blondes went to the bar in their pick-up.Three sat up in the cab and one sat in the bed of the truck.The three blondes were in the bar for about an hour before the fourth finally came in,...

Why does a blonde put perfume on her ankles?Because it ends up behind her ears anyway!

What's the difference between a blonde and a payphone?It costs twenty-five cents to use a payphone!