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May 26, 2005
Paper Street
91 hits
One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks.She noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having trouble with her directions."Have you found a blank...
May
2, 2005
Number eleven
118 hits
Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?She didn't know what ONE came first...
May 31, 2005
My Blonde Is Broken
178 hits
How do you break a blonde's nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
May 13, 2005
Men like blonde jokes
87 hits
Why do men like blonde jokes?Because they can understand them.
May 27, 2005
Mating call of brunette
96 hits
Q: What is the mating call of the brunette?A1: "All the blondes have gone home!"A2: Has that blonde gone yet?A3: When is that blond bitch going to leave!?
May 24, 2005
Little Voice
81 hits
A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house. She opened her mailbox, looked inside and slammed it shut. She stomped her foot and went...
May 26, 2005
Lake Wannaswimma
123 hits
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake."How do I get to the other side?""Duh! You ARE on the other side!"
May 20, 2005
Knock Knock Blonde
85 hits
Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?Because they leave to answer the door.
May 14, 2005
Killing a Blonde
82 hits
How do you kill a Blonde?Stick a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.
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4, 1979
Irritaing part of blonde
92 hits
What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?The Blonde!
May 30, 2005
Horror Movie Blonde
79 hits
Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie?A: Dead meat.
May
5, 2005
Higher Larnin
69 hits
What do you call a blonde in an institute for higher learning?A visitor.
May 26, 2005
Heckle Me Harder
86 hits
A ventriloquist is sitting onstage at a comedy club. He and his dummy are spurting out really crude blonde jokes, when a blonde lady sitting in the audience stands up."I'm so sick of you people who...
May 30, 2005
God created blondes
86 hits
Why did God create blondes?Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
May
9, 2005
Getting Flowers
82 hits
A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me...
May 12, 2005
Get blonde pregnant
88 hits
How does a blonde get pregnant?And I thought blondes were dumb!
May
2, 2005
Get a blondes eyes
76 hits
How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?Shine a torch in her ears.
May 30, 2005
Gas staion part
101 hits
What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?The Air Pump!
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