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May
9, 2005
Free Blonde Jokes
90 hits
Q: Why is it a blonde can not have more than a 10 minutes lunchbreak?A: Because otherwise you have to retrain her.
May 29, 2005
Forest Gump
102 hits
A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where she is greeted by St. Peter. "Welcome!" he says. "Because we are currently operating at 99% capacity, we can only let a limited number of souls...
May 25, 2005
Flighty Blonde
83 hits
What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake?Must be an earthquake!
May
3, 2005
Flash Me
80 hits
What goes stop, go, stop, go, stop, go?A blonde at a flashing red light!
May 27, 2005
Fav Blonde Joke
83 hits
What's brown and black and blue all over?A brunette telling too many blonde jokes!
May 31, 2005
Essex Girl
144 hits
An Essex girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on site.Medic: "It's O.K. I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions"Girl:...
May
1, 2005
Dumb Blonde Jokes
92 hits
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?A1: So brunettes can remember them.A2: Because blondes are so SHALLOW a long joke wouldn't fit.A3: So men can understand them.
May
7, 2005
Dirty Blonde Jokes
70 hits
Q: Why did the blonde have square boobs?A: She forgot to take the tissue out of the box.
May
9, 2005
Cop stops blonde
90 hits
A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway."Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?""Driver's licence? What's that?...""It's a little card with your picture on it.""Oh, duh!...
May 10, 2005
Confusing Blonde
88 hits
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.Q: How does a blonde confuse you?A: She comes out and says she did.
May 31, 2005
Choc chip cookes
111 hits
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties.
May 17, 2005
Brunetts mating call 3
75 hits
What is the brunette's mating call?When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?
May 24, 2005
Brunettes mating call
70 hits
What's the mating call of the brunette?"All the blondes have gone home!"
May
6, 2005
Brunette and three blondes
70 hits
What do you call a brunette and three blondes on a corner?You don't, you see if you've got 3 condoms.
May
1, 2005
Breadcrumbs in Toilet
73 hits
Why does the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet every morning?To feed the toilet duck!
May 27, 2005
Bottom of a pool
76 hits
What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of a pool?An air bubble.
May
7, 2005
Bondes intelligence
76 hits
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
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