What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?Thanks for the refill.

She is so blonde that she studied for a blood test -- and failed.

A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain."I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman."Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.She hurried home and dyed her hair,...

Why do blondes occupy about 90 percent of the net bandwidth?Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the Blonde Joke List

Why do Blondes take the pill?So they know what day of the week it is.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde went to an ice cream parlor together.The brunette went up and asked for a Dr. Pepper float with no ice cream.The counter man was confused, but gave her a Dr....

A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it''Curl Up and Dye.''

What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?Humpme Dumpme.

How do you know when a blonde has lost her virginity?Her crayons are wet.

A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room.She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination.Just as...

How does a blonde like her eggs.Unfertilized.

Q.What do you call 3 blondes in a frying pan?A. Over easy.

What's a blonde's favourite wine?"Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"

Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?More leg room.

Why don't blondes double recipes?The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.

Why are Blondes like pianos?Because when they're not upright they are grand!

Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?A: Because they always forget the recipe.

What do blondes and cow patties have in common?The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

Q: What happened when a blonde missed the Q44 bus?A: She took the Q22 twice.

A blonde and a brunette were opening their paychecks when the blonde asked the brunette what she was going to buy.The brunette replied, "I think I'll buy a new set of plates because mine are...