Q: Why does a blonde always fail her road test?A: Because every time the car stops, she jumps in the backseat!

A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm.She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"

How can you tell when a blonde is wearing pantyhose?When she farts, her knees bag.

How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home?A: She moved.

Why did the blonde want to become a veternarian?Because she loved children.

What do you call a blonde touching her toes?A brunette with bad breath.

If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?The brunette.The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.

Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman?A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,

How do you know there's a blonde secretary working in an office?The boss is always smiling.

A red-head, a brunette and a blonde perform a Post Office robbery. They are on the run from the police and they have to ditch their car and go cross country.They are all getting tired and happen...

TRUE or FALSE?1. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit in the Outback.2. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird.3. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.4. The G-string is part of a violin.5. Anus is the Latin word...

A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

What does a blonde owl say?What, what?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on the run from the law when they find an old barn to hide out in. The police are close on their tails, so when the women find three sacks, they immediately...

Blonde definition of socialism?Partying!

What do you call a buncha blondes standing ear to ear?A wind tunnel!

This blonde woman went to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She met a foreman of a logging organization who offered to give her a job."Now I hope you realize we expect you to cut down at...

Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?Cause she's been laid all over the country.

Why is a blonde like a tv?A child can turn her on.