What's the difference between a blonde and a Ritz cracker?One is a snack cracker the other is a crack snacker.

Q: What happened when the blonde went to the movie theater?A: She saw the “NC-17: Under 17 not admittedâ� sign, so she went home and got 16 friends.

One day, a blonde went to the doctor's office with a carrot in one ear, a cucumber in the other ear and two peas up her nose.When the doctor asked what was wrong, she complained she wasn't feeling...

How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?Blow in her ear.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a blonde track team?The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What does a blonde think an innuendo is?An Italian suppository.

Did you hear about the blonde that tried to blow up her husband's car?She burned her lips on the tailpipe!

There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore.So she announced, "I'm...

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche

Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?It finally dawned on her.

What does a blonde answer to the question"Are you sexually active?""No, I just lie there."

Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?To see what was on the other side.

A blonde is driving along a deserted country road with fields on either side.She looks out the window and sees another blonde in the middle of a field, in a rowboat, rowing and rowing.She stops the...

Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, " do ya see any cops following us?"The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter...

Josh was helping Sally, a blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled "Emergency Repair Kit".Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside....

How would a blonde punctuate the following?:"Fun fun fun worry worry worry"Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!

What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?An IN-body experience!

Q: What does a blonde use for protection during sex?A: A bus shelter.

Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When...

What does a blonde say when she finds out she's pregnant?Are you sure it's mine?