Funny Pictures & Jokes Archive 200506

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Jun 9, 2005
What do blondes say after sex?''Are you boys all in the same band?''
Jun 21, 2005
What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?She picks up her purse and goes home.
Jun 28, 2005
How is a blonde like a postage stamp?You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.
Jun 14, 2005
How is a blonde like a frying pan?You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.
Jun 20, 2005
Q: Why do blondes smile when there's lightning?A: Because they think they're getting their picture taken!
Jun 21, 2005
What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?"It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
Jun 16, 2005
How did the blonde try to kill the bird?She threw it off a cliff.
Jun 8, 2005
On an application form, what does a blonde put down for ''SEX?''''Lots.''
Jun 1, 2005
It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work at Wal-Mart. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make...
Jun 21, 2005
What is blonde-brunette-blonde-brunette-blonde-brunette.?A blonde doing cartwheels.
Jun 8, 2005
Why did the blonde get confused in the the bathroom?She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
Jun 30, 2005
Blonde Hunter 123 hits
One day, three friends go hunting. Only one is very good, so the second two plan to watch him and learn from what he does.They arrive at the hunting cabin, and get all set up. The next day, the...
Jun 30, 2005
A blonde buys two horses and she can't tell them apart.So she asks the farmer next door what to do.He says to cut one of their tails off. So she does. But then the other horse's tail gets caught in...
Jun 19, 2005
How does a blonde high-5?She smacks herself in the forehead.
Jun 21, 2005
Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.
Jun 19, 2005
How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
Jun 9, 2005
Q: What's the advantage of having a blonde as a girlfriend?A: You get to park in handicapped zones.
Jun 24, 2005
How does a blonde kill a fish?She tries to drown it!
Jun 19, 2005
Blonde Fired 82 hits
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?Because she threw out all the W's.
Jun 16, 2005
Blonde Email 83 hits
How do you know when a blonde's been sending e-mail?Envelopes in the disk drive.
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