A policeman interrogates three blondes who are training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for five seconds and then hides it....

Did you hear about the blonde coyote?Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?Because it says right on it"good for up to 20 pounds."

What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw?Dead!

Why did they call the blonde twinkie?She liked to be filled with cream.

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman."Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.She hurried home and dyed her hair,...

Q: What did the blonde do after she brushed her hair?A: Pulled up her pants.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all pregnant.They all go to the doctor to have see what the sex of their baby's are going to be.The brunette goes into the doctor's office and comes out a...

Q: What's the difference between a blonde's brain and a box of rocks?A: Nothing.

Q: How do blonde braincells die ?A: Alone.

Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike?A: It was going too fast for her to get on.

Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised?Her husband was a blonde too!

What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?An Air Bag.

At a carwash in Burbank, there were two identical Hondas coming out at the same time.A beautiful blond woman jumps into one and takes off, leaving its owner rather perplexed. About three minutes...

A young man is at a bus stop in New York.He sees an extremely beautiful blonde in a tight mini-skirt, and decides to get on the bus directly behind her. As the bus pulls up, she begins to board the...

There was three blondes stranded on a island far, far away. They saw a magic bottle floating on the water. They retrieved it and they went ahead and rubbed it, a genie came out and said " thank you...

A blonde was walking down the street with shower caps on her breasts.A guy asked her, "Hey, what's with the shower caps?""Shower caps?" she responded, "These are booby condoms!"

What do a blonde and Presdient Gorbachev have in common?They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday.

What do blondes and shrimps have in common?Their heads are full of shit, but the pink bits are nice.

A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.She responded, ''Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.''