What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?You need a quarter to use the phone.

She is so blonde that when she missed the 44 bus,she took the 22 bus twice instead.

A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he...

How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?Flattered.

A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at a dictionary for the hardest words they knew.The brunette's word was quizzical.The redhead's word was photosynthesis.The blonde's word was dick.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition?A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke. She went to the coke machine and when she put her money in, a coke came out - so she kept putting money in.And since it was...

A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had three orgasms in a row!Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.Brunette: My god! I had no idea he...

Why do blondes have big bellybuttons?From dating blonde men.

A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L." The bartender says, "What's an M L?"The brunette says, "A Miller Light."Another brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a B L"The bartender says,...

Two blondes, Trisha and Robin decided to rob a bank together.The first blonde, Trisha plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Robin, in great detail.The robbery begins....

Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?A: They can both drive you crazy.

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman."Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.She hurried home and dyed her hair,...

There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio.The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was mad enough she turned her radio off.A mile down the...

''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde.''No,'' said the brunette.''Okay,'' said the blonde, ''you start.''

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?They pull up their pants.

What do peroxide blondes and African men have in common?They both have black roots.

What do you call a smart blonde?A golden retriever.

One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally...