Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.

A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, he called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, "I'm...

Women are like beer. They look good, smell good, taste good, and feel good. But after a while you gotta have another beer!

Your Momma's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!

the skeleton walked into the bar and asked can I have a beer and a mop

What monster was created on April 1? Pranken-stien

yo momma so dumb that when we told her it was chilli outside she ran out with a bowl and a spoon.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has stolen your bike? A: She's running away with it under her arm.

yo momma so dumb that she went to the movies and after they told her under 17 not permitted she went back and got 16 more friends.

A teacher asks a first grader a simple math question. TEACHER: If you had 50 cents in one pocket and you asked you dad for another 50 cents, how much would you have STUDENT: 50 cents TEACHER:...

Teacher: Can you pay a little more attention to this lesson?! Pupil: I am trying my best to pay as little attention as I can!!

Yo momma is like a carousel. She goes up and down and everyone gets a ride.

Yo momma is like a Big Mac. Full of fat and only worth a dollar.

What do you get when you cross a fish and a grizzly? A Bearacuda.

What do you call a horse that escaped from jail? A Zebra.

You mum's so fat that when she Bungee jumps, the bridge falls down.

How do you get a giraffe into a refridgerator? Answer: Open the door, stuff the giraffe in, then close the door. How do you get an elephant into the refridgerator? Answer: Open the...

Your mammas so fat she has more rolls than the bakery shop

Yo mama so fat she can give the homeless a home.