Blondes are like pooltables every time you put a dollar in she'll rack your balls.

Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by a police officer? A: Because her headlights weren't working so she flashed everybody that came past.

Q:What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg? A:Nothing, they haven't met yet.

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: She was afraid she meight get hearing aids.

WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in your hands all day." HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday." !

Your mama is so flat chested, the last time she had a breast was in a bucket at KFC.

How did the gum cross the street? On the chicken's Foot!

Mother-in-law Bill went on a vacation to the Middle East with most of his family including his Mother-in-Law. During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalem, Bill's mother-in-law...

9. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes 8. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white 7. Crying can be fun 6. FAT CLOTHES 5. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae...

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its...

A preacher was told by his doctor that he had only a few weeks left to live. He went home feeling sad and when his wife heard the news she asked him "Honey if there is anything I can do...

Eight year old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good, mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Sally is a smart...

One day a cat comes walking by meowing, "I can't do anything right." So he keeps on pouting and somebody comes up to him and says, "Why are you crying?" "Because I can't do...

Q: What's the similarity between tyrannosaurus and blondes with an IQ greater then 200. A: Both are extinct.

A doctor who works at the mental hospital wants to take his patients out to a baseball game seeing as they're so well behaved. He goes to his colleagues and asks them if it's ok. They don't want to...

A Little boy and his older sister were building paper airplanes, when his sister said "We should stop building planes now and play with the ones we've got. we don't need to waste any more...

A Little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said, "Mama, I don't want to go...

A small boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by...

1. Q: What would you do if a cheetah charged you? A: Pay him cash. (But don't worry. He excepts credit cards too.) 2. Q: Who went into the tiger's lair and came out alive? A: The...

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom...