Do you think that I'll lose my looks when I get older said the Blond With luck, yes?

A man walked into the bar and he said, " holy mother fucker where is my nose." Oh it is in my butt hey it is protected

Yo Mommas like a really popular website;over 10,000 hits a day

How do you confuse a blonde? You send her into a round room and tell her to sit in the corner! How does a blonde confuse you? When she comes out and says ok I did now what!?

A young child walks into a corner store and picks up a big box of laundry detergent. The storekeep trying to be friendly says, "Got a lot of laundry to do?" The boy says, "Haha...

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead saw her boyfriend buying flowers. Redhead sighed and said, "Oh, crap, my...

A blond laughs at a joke 3 times. When the joke is told..................... When the joke is explained................. And 5 days later when she gets it.

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped on the arch and made it into the mcdonalds M.

Why did they ban the wave at the local football games? *Too many blondes were drowning. Why was the blonde on the roof of the bar? *Someone told her that the drinks were on the house. ...

Little 6 year old Nancy and her big sister, Sandy were at the mall, looking at a sweatshirt. "That shirt is 60 dollars." said Sandy. "I wish I could afford it." Then, the...

NEWSPAPERS: If you have to go to the bathroom while playing in the front yard, always use the newspaper that's placed in the driveway every morning for that purpose. VISITORS: Quickly...

An extremely wealthy man walks into a fancy restaurant. He notices a beautiful woman sitting all alone at a table in the corner. He decides to send her a bottle of wine to get her attention. He...

Did you hear about the new muslim air mattress? It blows itself up.

A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, "Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man." "Well, how about that!" he exclaimed. "They've got three...

Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease... * Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne. * She refuses to let you milk her, saying "Not on the...

* Battery-Powered Battery Charger * Black Highlighter * Book: "How to Read" * Braille Driver's Manual * Clear Correction Fluid * Fake Rhinestones * Fireproof Matches *...

How do spell mousetrap with only three letters? C-A-T

Lisa was playing bowling with her friend Marie. Lisa got 1 strike, then 1 more strike. Then, she got 1 more strike. She had just gotten 3 strikes in a row! "I just got 3 strikes in a...

Divorced Jewish man seeks partner to attend shul with, light Shabbos candles, celebrate holidays, build Sukkah together, attend brisses and Bar Mitzvahs. Religion not important. ***** Israeli...

What do you call a dinosaur that is able to give you a synonym for any word you give him? Answer: A Thesaurus! :)